The ACFLR is a public initiative whose goal is simple: compensate mothers for their labor.
Every laborer deserves a wage. Your mother went into labor for you and has never been repaid. Use the form below to calculate the labor reparations you owe.
Base Labor Fee
a C-Section, go to Section C.
stuff that happened to her
You owe mom more for giving
you a normal belly button.
You owe mom less for an
abnormal belly button.
the uterus. Were you...
Good Offspring Deduction
on Mother's Day, and thank her for spawning you?
(Deduct 80% of your total charges.)
(Add $100 to your total.)
we missed? Describe it and associate a value.
Were you delivered by Cesarean section?
If yes, Section A will be voided in place of a flat fee.
check for the expenses you incurred while being a fetus.